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How To of the Day: How to hypnotize a chicken with a line of chalk. (Because you never know when that might come in handy.)

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I have told so many people that this is possible, but they never believe me. 

Alternate Version from my Childhood in Arkansas: Become a counselor at your high school science teacher’s Christian day camp/petting zoo, but spend all day teaching the campers the “chicken trick” instead of reading the bible. 

7.05.11.

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    This makes me want...get chickens… and...chalk and...
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    chalk, now all i need is the chicken.
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